Dec. Hotsy Totsy Burlesque’s tribute to the Star Wars Holiday Special – and more!

star wars card genericSO MANY SHOWS IN DECEMBER!

Plus my favorite X-mas celebration, The annual HOTSY TOTSY BURLESQUE TRIBUTE TO THE STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL.


 

Sat. Dec 5th

Alpha Fatale LLC & !BadAss! Burlesque present:
!BadAss! does DONNA SUMMER!

Join the bad girls for some decadent December Disco!!!
Host Cherry Pitz delivers these disco dolls & danger dames:

Featuring: Darlinda just Darlinda, Rev. Mother Flash, Edie Nightcrawler, Velocity Chyaldd, Deity Delgado, Aurora North, Dirty Martini, Legs Malone, Wae Messed, Fem Appeal, Cher Noble, Dick Jones, Faux Pas. Plus: Stage Cat Faceboy & Kitten Wae Messed — drop the FEVER like it’s HOT! Far out RAFFLE have you feeling the FUNK!

Door Dandy Cornelius gives groovy gateway!
Stephen Michael Rondel serves lusty libations at the bar til 2am!

$15 advance and$20 night of show
Click for advance tickets! – http://badassdonnasummer.bpt.me/

The Celebration of Whimsy, 21-A Clinton St., New York, NY 10002
Facebook Event Page – http://www.Facebook.com/BadAssBurlesque


Mon. Dec 7th

Pink and a smile
@ Lucky 13 Saloon
644 Sackett St,
Brooklyn, New York 11217
9:30pm

Burlesquers $5,
General admission $10.
$15 VIP advanced reserved seating

CAST: Cherry Pitz is our host & Immodesty Rose is the kitten
Sincerely Yours, Pandora, Nina La Voix, Dame CuchiFrita, Lucy Buttons, Stormy Leather – Plus post show go-go on the bar with Luna Tik Tok


Dec 10, 17 & 18StarWars_0313_BenTrivett

Hotsy Totsy Burlesque tributes the worst television Christmas special ever conceived by presenting
2 DIFFERENT SHOWS, FEATURING TWO DIFFERENT CASTS/SCRIPTS!
Both @ The Slipper Room – Thursday Dec 10th & Thursday Dec 17th – 8:00pm

Then we do it again in DC!


Thur. Dec 10

Joe The Shark and Cherry Pitz Present:
Hotsy Totsy Burlesque’s tribute to The Star Wars Holiday Special
Episode 1: Life Day
@ The Slipper Room
167 Orchard St, (at the corner of Stanton, on the second floor), New York, NYC
Thursday December 10th
$10 for tickets go to www.slipperroom.com
Doors 7:00 / Show at 8:00
For more information about Hotsy Totsy go to – www.hotsytotsyburlesque.com

Sponsored by Sailor Jerry Rum, offering drink specials and awesome swag!

It is the holiday season and time once again at The Home For Wayward Girls and Fallen Women for the annual viewing of Cherry’s favorite TV show: The Star Wars Holiday Special! Join us for a night of Star Wars themed burlesque acts and clips from the actual 1978 fiasco. George Lucas has reportedly said: “If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that show and smash it.” We are so proud to own a copy! Hosted by Cherry Pitz and Handsome Brad with performances by Brief Sweat, Ivory Fox, Hard Cory, Miss Jenna Beth, Pearls Daily, Rosey La Rouge and Topher Bousquet. With gogo entertainment by cosplayer Saraphina Cosplay.

If you have not seen The Star Wars Holiday Special, then you have not seen special guest star Bea Arthur sing and dance with the space alien bar patrons from the Tatooine Cantina, (here is a clip- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzXKySxPFCI). The Star Wars Holiday Special was quite possibly the worst holiday special ever conceived. It is literally Star Wars meets The Carol Burnett Show and it stars the cast of the original Star Wars trilogy Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher & Harrison Ford (they were under contract and couldn’t get out of it) and was written by the staff writers of The Carol Burnett show, featuring special guest stars Harvey Korman, Bea Arthur, Art Carney, The Jefferson Starship and a cast of fur suited character actors as Chewbacca’s family. It is chock full of WTF moments, such as Carrie Fisher singing and even includes Wookie-porn. We promise to show you the best (we mean the worst) bits


Thur. Dec 17th

Join us again the following week as Joe The Shark and Cherry Pitz Present:
Hotsy Totsy Burlesque’s tribute to The Star Wars Holiday Special
Episode 2: The Return of Life Day
@ The Slipper Room
167 Orchard St, (at the corner of Stanton, on the second floor), New York, NYC
Thursday December 17th
$10 for tickets go to www.slipperroom.com
Doors 7:00 / Show at 8:00
For more information about Hotsy Totsy go to – www.hotsytotsyburlesque.com
Sponsored by Sailor Jerry Rum, offering drink specials and awesome swag!

It’s not a trap! All new script! All new cast! A different show – The Return of Life Day!

It’s the holiday season and time once again at The Home For Wayward Girls and Fallen Women for the annual viewing of Cherry’s favorite TV show: The Star Wars Holiday Special! Sadly, when Cherry Pitz forced everyone to ‘enjoy’ a night of Star Wars themed burlesque acts and clips from the actual 1978 fiasco on December 10th, everything just seemed to go wrong. The Betamax tape mysteriously jammed and back up files failed to download. Little did Cherry realize that Handsome Brad and Joe the Shark were trying to save the audience from having to endure Cherry’s favorite holiday special. But much like the Sith, Life Day is back! Cherry is determined to make others enjoy one of her favorite childhood memories on which George Lucas has reportedly said: “If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that show and smash it.” Cherry is so proud to own a copy!

To watch the full original 1978 travesty – all 1:47 minutes it is currently available (for as long as that lasts) @ https://archive.org/details/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial1978


Fri. Dec 18th – DC

Joe The Shark and Cherry Pitz Present:
Hotsy Totsy Burlesque’s tribute to The Star Wars Holiday Special
@ Black Cat DC
1811 14th St NW, Washington, DC 20009
Friday December 18th
1st show: Doors: 8:45pm / Show: 9:15
2nd Show: Doors: 11:00pm / Show 11:30pm
Tickets: $12 advance/$15 day of show. (Must be 21 or older)

For tickets and venue information go to: www.blackcatdc.com
For more information about Hotsy Totsy go to: www.hotsytotsyburlesque.com

It is the holiday season and time once again at The Home For Wayward Girls and Fallen Women for the annual viewing of Cherry’s favorite TV show: The Star Wars Holiday Special! Join us for a night of Star Wars themed burlesque acts and clips from the actual 1978 fiasco. George Lucas has reportedly said: “If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would track down every copy of that show and smash it.” We are so proud to own a copy!

You have two chances to see our Star Wars tribute on December 18th at the Black Cat; first at 9:15pm, and then again at 11:30pm. Hosted by Cherry Pitz and Handsome Brad with performances by NY performers Brief Sweat, Clara Coquette, Ivory Fox, Rosey La Rouge, and DC’s own Rev Valentine.

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